Well it’s not often that something springs out of the plethora of camsites out there, all with fairly ugly people wanking for an indifferent audience. Bit this one tonight sprung out at me. Literally!

Size Matters

This lad was telling viewers that he bought it today, and it was his first enlargement session. The chat went wild, with undersized men demanding to know where he bought it. He explained how it was totally painless, and added an inch to penis length over 2 months. ‘So if I use it for six months I’m gonna be over a foot long.’

My scepticism was shared by a lady viewer, who remarked: ‘But darling, it’s getting skinny, like a spaghetti’. I see where she’s going with that. Anyone out there had any experience with this thing?

And the final word from an American viewer: ‘Those English invent everything.’. So proud!

Rudeboiz.com

If you haven’t joined our gay porn community Rudeboiz.com yet, this is a great reason to do it. We are holding a 2-hour flash sale for all Rudeboiz members on all Eurocreme downloads. That’s 50% off any download on our webstore for 2 hours only! Here’s how it works…

If you are not already a member of Rudeboiz.com, just click the ‘Join’ link, fill in the profile information and upload a photo or two. Then make sure you are on the site between 21.00 and 23.00 BST (British Summer Time) on Tuesday 27th July 2010. You will see a link on the home page that takes you to an online voucher. Just use the voucher to buy any number of downloads on the webstore before 23.00 on Tuesday 27th July 2010, and you will receive 50% off your purchase. Don’t forget if you are in Western Europe, you are 1 hour ahead of BST. East Coast USA is 5 hours behind, and West Coast USA is 8 hours behind.

Our big-dicked twink star Tyler Brooks, star of several Indieboyz films, will be doing a web show on Rudeboiz.com during the sale, so please drop in and give him your support.

Members of Rudeboiz.com are part of a very special online porn community. They not only get special offers like this one, but they have totally free access to streaming Eurocreme films, chat, horny webcam shows and, of course, lots of lovely pics and videos of other Rudeboiz. And it’s all totally free!

Today’s a big day! We have opened the doors on our brand new Eurocreme.com! It’s taken us a while to develop, and we are very pleased with how it’s looking. We would love you to be one of the first to try it, and let us know what you think.

While the new site is in Beta mode, you can log in using your existing Eurocreme.com username and password. Once you are logged in, you will see that we have given you some free credit to play around with.

You will be able to watch streaming video clips from our movies, or watch full films from a playlist. There are hardcore picture galleries galore, model bios and photos, and lots more. During the Beta phase we will be adding lots more content, so please come back often to look around. Please let us know if you find any problems, or if there are any features you would like to see. Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it!

If you are signed up to the Eurocreme newsletter, you will know that we have recently introduced downloads to EurocremeStore. This is to make our films more accessible to those who may not want to wait for delivery of a DVD, or may not be able to take postal deliveries.

With piracy crippling the entertainment industry, I spent a few minutes surfing the net to find out how the new download service was being used by the content thieves. Thanks to Google, I instantly found a number of sites offering DirtyBoy, our latest DreamBoy production not yet out on DVD, but available for download. The first sponsored link claimed over 10,000 downloads of the title. If that is true,  that’s several times the number of genuine sales we will make of the title over its lifetime. And that’s just one illegal site! You will also notice a number of helpful links to other of our pirated films.

OK, so let’s find out who the nice people pirating our films are… Click through the first link and you find a site called Prime Download.

It looks like a tidy, reputable site, offering lots of our films for free. So let’s go ahead and get the download…

Bugger! You have to join the site, so it’s not an anonymous theft. Well…I’m horny…what harm can there be in joining? Let’s sign up…

So I have to accept the terms before I become a member. How odd…apparently I should assume that all the content offered on the site belongs to Prime Download. And without their express permission I can’t use what I download! Oh well, let’s live dangerously and accept the terms. I want this film for free!

Oh…not quite for free. It turns out you have to pay for the download. Still, it’s quite cheap. Perhaps this is because the owner doesn’t bear any of the costs of producing the film, paying the models, etc. So let’s go ahead and buy the download. So I enter my credit card details and my home address.  I receive some RAR files that then have to be stitched together using some other software that I don’t have. Back to Google to learn more about piracy, and more signups and downloads. And I still haven’t seen the film!

Not horny any more, I start to worry about the payment I made to Prime Download. Surely nothing can go wrong. I mean it’s a reputable site, no? And I’ll be covered by the Consumer Credit Act if someone clones my card? Hmm… I better find out who’s running that site. Who owns the domain name? Damn…it’s privacy protected with no contact details anywhere on the site. The site that took my payment, prime-payment.com, is also privacy protected. So I have no idea who took my card details and home address!

In a bit of a panic now, I click the original Google link that took me to Prime Download. Now it takes me to a different site, Download River…

I can also download DirtyBoy from here, if I was still in the mood. Actually it looks pretty similar to the first one I gave my card details to. So who owns this site?

Ah well at least there is a registrar listed here  that I can contact about the first site. So let’s see who they are…

So now I’m at the point where I need to call my credit card company and tell them that I think my card may have been compromised. They will need all the details of the sites I visited. Oh a new card will be with me in 7 to 14 days. If I’m not at the office when it arrives, someone else can sign for it as long as I give them my passport.

I spent some time tracing back a few other similar torrent sites, and found the ultimate owners to be in China, Russia, Ukraine, etc. None of them had any contact details. Many of these sites are linked to organised crime, including drug trafficking and credit card fraud. They are big business to the owners, and of course none of the money they make ever finds its way back to the people who made the films.

If nothing is done about this, I fear we may be headed for an era devoid of quality entertainment, because it just becomes impossible for the creators to make a living from it. It is totally within the powers of the search engines and ICANN to take down these sites. Why don’t they?